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From: H M Janoos
Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a
bike and asked for forgiveness.
Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
you with experience.
Ø I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming
and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
Ø If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Ø We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public
Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a
fruit salad.
Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to
tell you why it isn't.
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