Wednesday, December 29, 2010

TED

Is it just me  - or are so many TED talks just touchy-feely hokum ? Specifically, I’m referring to the kind of talk that starts off with the promise of giving hard information and real knowledge – a  new insight or a fresh perspective - and then quickly devolves into feel good foo-foo – about how wonderful and lovely and wonderful and beautiful and lovely everything would be if we could just  <blyaahg>.

 

Take for example the talk by Jill Bolte Taylor1 describing her experience having a stroke. It starts off interestingly – as she recounts, minute by minute, what went on in her mind as she was experiencing a stroke. And then it all of a sudden ventures into rubbish-land as she propounds some fantasy theory about how the world would be paradise on earth if we were all to lobotomize our left brains and just become right brained zombies.

 

The one that really got under my skin was the utter drivel by  Brene Brown2 – who makes some pretty inane observations in her talk – spends 70% of the time just talking about herself, making silly jokes, giving boring anecdotes and then concludes with some b.s. about how we can live wonderful lives by being sincere vulnerable idiots.  Firstly – her “brilliant” conclusions are something even the most thick observer of human nature would have observed … she’s regurgitating ideas that were written about like 6 million years ago. Secondly – as a “serious” researcher – one would expect more quantitative and practical suggestions – not the same bunch of worn out platitudes and clichés issued with such high authority.

 

1: http://www.ted.com/talks/jill_bolte_taylor_s_powerful_stroke_of_insight.html

 

2: http://www.ted.com/talks/brene_brown_on_vulnerability.html

How to be happy

In the vein of the wag who said "If you can keep your head while all "If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you ... then you simply don't understand the problem", comes this deep insight from Gaustave Flaubert:

 

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

 

 

Monday, December 20, 2010

The brain explained

John Cleese gives a brief but incredibly lucid explanation about the structure and function of the human brain

Friday, December 17, 2010

UK Classified Ads

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog,
able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition,
£200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

RE: Indeed!

Brilliant !

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From: H M Janoos

Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a
bike and asked for forgiveness.

Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
you with experience.

Ø I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming
and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.

Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

Ø If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Ø We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a
fruit salad.

Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to
tell you why it isn't.